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"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I quit."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"I once loved a parade."