Retired Pilot Mugs

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I quit."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"I once loved a parade."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'