Retired Mailman Pillows

"It's my draft notice. I need to report for duty June 4, 1965."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Mail's here."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

Beware of Doug

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Fine Print Letters

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I found your cat."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

You Shouldn't Have

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Cable Bill.

Carrier Pigeons

Beware of the dog.