Mailman Whisperer Pillows

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Santa called but you were out!

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Man and Machine snoozing

'Grrrr....'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

The birth of junk mail.

"Love your feng shui!"

Beware of the Dragon

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I found your cat."

Beware of Doug

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Fine Print Letters

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."