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'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Waiting for retirement.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Best Places to Retire

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Saving for Retirement.

'What do you mean retired? You're only four years old!'

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"