Aspiring Retiree Pillows

"Cheer up, dear. He and Nancy are going to have a perfectly lovely life out in Bel Air."

'One day, I plan to quit my job and settle down with a good book.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

Old Dog's Home

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Determined little guy.'