Retailing Pillows

'Normally we just come up with some ludicrously high figure depending on how deep we think your pockets are, then we offer you a huge 'discount' to bring it down to about twice what we actually need.'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Small Business Insurance

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

A shopkeeper dealing with an irritating customer.

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

Business gothic.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'She's so put together!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Home depot."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe