Retail Shops Pillows

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'She's so put together!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"How was work?"