Retail World Explorer Gifts

"We're closed!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Plane Yogurt.

Publish and Be Damned

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Aisle of Milk & Honey