Retail World Explorer Gifts

"We're closed!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Plane Yogurt.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

Publish and Be Damned

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Aisle of Milk & Honey