Retail Worker Pillows

"The knees are the first to go."

"We've talked it over and we've decided that you must not really be a customer."

'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.

'The customer is King'

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

I don't care if your combined age is around 50...I'm not selling you alcohol.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

Good customer service.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'

Customer Services - Ten complaints or less.

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'

Complaints and Excuses.

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

DIY helpdesk.

'It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.'

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Now that's what I call customer satisfaction."

Business people buying greeting cards.