Retail Therapy Fanatic Gifts

"Would you like to round up to support the 'People who don’t know how to make exact change' foundation?"

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Everything's gone up."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Kensington Fluffies

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan