Retail Therapy Aficionado Gifts

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Your reaction to all the dramatic holiday sale price drops. Your reaction after the sales rush and your blood sugar dramatically drops.

'Did you also have a kranny?'

"Only 20 more weight-lifting day's until christmas."

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Women looking at boots: 'Wow...I can feel it cutting off the circulation in my feet already...'

'I'm not doing it for the money - just for what the money can buy. . .'

'. . .if you've considered the commercial opportunities of doing Christmas four time a year?'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I buy myself a new hat..!"

"You bought Boots and ARCADIA?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'I'd like to return this, please.'