Retail Observer Mugs

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Everything's gone up."

"That shirt is so last year."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

You Know You're Old When...

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

High Street Stores in the Dock.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

'I've come down for a lie down - I've been in retail therapy.'

Holiday Dollar.

Man sees Grim Reaper and angrily points to a sign which reads: No Hoodies.

Directions.

Spama Claus.