Retail Displays Pillows

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''