Retail Displays Mugs

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Home depot."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hardy Annuals

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''