Store Displays Mugs

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mom $50 Pop $35

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

American high street

'Sleaze, please.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

Dueling Christmas Lights

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

2...how much it costs to go in there?'

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

Mannequin's Rights.

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

He doesn't look sorry!

First day on the shop floor.

The Cradle of Convenience

'How come in nature, the male is usually the pretty one?'

FOOD, CLOTHING, AND SHELTER, 'These 'big box' stores are getting out of hand.'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

First, Menu Stands. Then...

'I was really looking for something my kids wouldn't want to borrow.'

'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'

Gloomingdales: Black the New Black

"Baldo, don't hog all the credit! You couldn't have done this on your own...if I wasn't doing my homework in the break room."