Retail Careerists Pillows

"I may have gone disco, Mrs. Mullins, but that doesn't mean my meats are no longer choice lean cuts competitively priced for today's cost-conscious consumer."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"How was work?"

My brilliant career

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

How Amazon was invented

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Early on-line shopping

Hand sanitizer

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Returns"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'