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"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"I say we move on to dessert."

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For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

This man is an island.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Speleologist

Early Photobomb

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Crumhorn

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'