Resurrection Reveler Mugs

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'My feet are killing me.'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"I say we move on to dessert."

This man is an island.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Vitruvian Manatee

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Early Photobomb

Speleologist

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Crumhorn