Resume Recycler T-Shirts

Give a t-shirt that champions their passion for reinvention. Stylish, witty, and motivation-packed, it’s ideal for those who see every new project as a fresh canvas.

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'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.'

'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.' mockup

'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.'

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'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.' mockup

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

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'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.' mockup

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

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Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes. mockup

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

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Queen of Upcycling!

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"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it." mockup

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

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"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé." mockup

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

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'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.' mockup

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history." mockup

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

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"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping." mockup

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

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'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?' mockup

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

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How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance? mockup

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

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Recycling centre

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'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.' mockup

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

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Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery. mockup

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

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"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?" mockup

"These references are excellent Mr. Canning. But do you have any from someone other than your mother?"

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Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.' mockup

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

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'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.' mockup

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

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"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

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