Resume Building Baby Prints

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Are all these letters of recommendation from your mother?"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

'How long's he been out there?'

Constructing your own prison!

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'Why is your resume copyright protected by online-resumes.com?'