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"These toilets have been closed."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Closed for cleaning.

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Men on modernised moon

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Key in PIN No.

Hand Drier

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

Good - Evil.

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30

No thanks, Bill, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

City Permits Office. I've found you can fight City Hall, but it's cheaper to pay them to throw the fight.

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Dude, it's a manual."

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"