Restaurant Hopping Prints

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

"I'd recommend getting blind drunk. The food here's awful."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Soup of the day? . . . What day?'

"While you were deciding, we raised our prices."

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Restaurant has 'beautiful view' on bikini girl.

'Er... Waiter!'

'Our specials, the regular menu, the health menu and the wine list... enjoy.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'Table 4 sends its compliments. Table 7 want to know if you're trying to kill them with all those additives and saturated fats.'

"Would you like your piranha cutlets now?"

'May I recommend what's in the oven...'

I wish I'd had the review.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'That's our entry-level menu.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'Never trust a sommelier with a 750ml tastevin.'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"I grew up in a very rough neighbourhood, but I've never met anyone as tough as this steak!"

"For some reason I always feel under pressure to order quickly in these fancy restaurants!"

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

"And would sir or madam like an aperitif?"

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

'There's a restaurant critic out there. Thaw out a meal from that place they all like.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"