Restaurant Visiting Prints

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

"Be right with you, folks."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

Restaurant. Try our buffet. Since you "liked" the buffet, you should say you're "fully satisfied," not "fed up."

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"A fly in your soup Sir? Don't worry, it won't live long in that stuff..."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'A cheeky red?'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).