Restaurant Chaos Fan Prints

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Non-Drip ?

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Recipes.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Dinosaur Dining

Hot dog carts collide

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

"Gesundheit!"

Monster eating furniture,

All sizzle and no roast

I need a sample of your DNA. Bug off, greed ball. Someone stole a pastry. I have a right to police my own cafe. Oh, fine. Here's some DNA. Splat! Nice aim. This does not happen on CSI!!

"There may be a slight delay on the beef fillet."

Park: Sorry Full.

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

'Wakey,wakey - we don't want to be late for Relate!'

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

'You're right baby, throwing food is fun.'