Dining Chaos Fan Prints

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"What did Jesus order?"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"I don't want any pie, so can I get Ice Cream A La Mode!"

Hot dog carts collide

Dinosaur Dining

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Clancy Strip:Bad Service at the Diner

All sizzle and no roast

"Gesundheit!"