Restarting Education Gifts

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Continuing education.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Covid and Restarting School

The Re-Opening of Schools

Planned service changes

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Learning Curve

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

The First Day Back

The Month of August

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Knight school.

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

"It's been a stressful school year."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"Well, there goes summer..."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

Social distancing

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

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