Responsible Rocker T-Shirts

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'Let's rock!'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

AIDS prevention

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Man with a seemingly endless list on a piece of paper

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

Party's designated driver.

Michael Stipe

"This says first-born children are list-makers, reliable, organized and serious!"

Triple Threat

"Punk skiffle is the next best thing."

Oil of Frackenstein

Van Morrison starts legal battle with N Irish Govt. over blanket ban on live music

'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

"Okay, now you can take my keys."

'Park it over there and don't get jumpin' up on the stage - they've installed a stair lift for you - special like.'