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Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

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(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Ringo releases his latest record.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

We love the Rolling Stones...

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Kissing bench with rockers

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

"My opinion about modern music? Man, I thought they stopped making music when the Beatles broke up!"

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

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