Regretful Rocker Mugs

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Kissing bench with rockers

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

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