Responsible Driver Gifts

'I can explain everything, officer, my dog doesn't drink.'

Don't Drink Drive.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Turmoil change.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."