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'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Man with a seemingly endless list on a piece of paper

She - Interpreter - He.

The Buck Never Stops.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Sulk Shows

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

How Many It Takes

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'