Responsibility Jugglers Gifts

Man Carrying Big Burden

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

NHS targets.

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

The Joy Of Txt...

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Walk dog, brush your teeth.