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"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"All rise."

God save the Queen.

PRIDE!

Jewish Hall of Nachas

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"A minute on the lips"

Happy Valentine's Day

Boating Reflection

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

Antiques

Seminars for Sycophants

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

Will work for recognition.

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda