Resource Wrangler Mugs

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

New Guy.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

A trevor of trainspotters

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Zoom Rodeos

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Where's the duck?'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"What's in the pipeline? Everything's stuck in the pipeline!"

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'I've really been ignoring the paperwork lately.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.