Resolution Re-evaluators Mugs

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

1080P New Year's Resolution

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

Who am I kidding?

'I'm graphing the likelihood of me keeping this New Year's resolutions based on all of my previous resolutions. It doesn't look good for me.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"I'm starting my diet today."

New Year's Resolutions...

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"I'm having a dry January...Dry Martini, dry sherry, dry gin..."

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Resolutions.