Goal Re-evaluator Mugs

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Reach for the Star.

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

The Salesman

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Business Target

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'