Resolution Procrastinators T-Shirts

I don't believe in enacting my New Year's resolutions until Chinese New Year ... and I have no idea when that is

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Yeti/Not Yeti

To do list

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

Why are you texting instead of working?