Resolution Conqueror Prints

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Gamers

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Editor.

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Outstanding Time Management

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Help! Set me free!"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Drowning in Paper.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'