Resolution Conqueror Mugs

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Gamers

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Editor.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Hourglass Dumptruck

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Outstanding Time Management

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Drowning in Paper.

"Help! Set me free!"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'