Resolution Champion Prints

Congratulations for giving up smoking

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Guy in gym

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Playing With Peace

Looks like I do dishes again.

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Arafat eats peace dove: 'BURP!'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.