Resilient Grant Warriors Gifts

Aisling is dismayed by the Board's decision.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Run, Mike, Run!

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

Marooned Painter

Ulysses S Grant as William Tell, Defiant against the Greely-Gratz Brown Presidential Bid

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

"Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized."

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

A Lonely Man

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Keep your chin up."

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

'I always wondered what I'd do without your father and I found out I do quite well!'

'The yellow rose of Texas'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

"The mood swings have improved, but this wind-chill factor is something new."