Resilient Grant Warriors Gifts

Aisling is dismayed by the Board's decision.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Run, Mike, Run!

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Well, here we are again.'

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

Marooned Painter

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

Ulysses S Grant as William Tell, Defiant against the Greely-Gratz Brown Presidential Bid

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized."

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

"Keep your chin up."

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

"Lost my job - out of money - pandemic - what's next. . . ?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

A Lonely Man

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

'I always wondered what I'd do without your father and I found out I do quite well!'

'The yellow rose of Texas'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'