Rescue Coordinator T-Shirts

"I can't squeeze in a rescue this week. How does next week look for you?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Dog Dreams

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Riding School Chaos

Bears going water skiing.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Great Therapy!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'