Disaster Response Coordinators T-Shirts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Crisis'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Decontamination

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

California fires and Coronavirus

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"My God, now what?"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Harvey before and after.

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's the plumber ... '

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Alberta on fire

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

"I'm taking Harvey off Crisis Management."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'