Republic Chatterers Pillows

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

Men talking in a club house

'Take two asprin and call my wife in the morning.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"Last year I gave up wine for lent. . . this year I'm just giving up lent!"

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'No license?... You mean you're an illegal beagle?'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Long delays likely.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'This corn tastes funny. I heard they're leaving out the antibiotics.'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Chatterbox Podium

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

'I find yoga very relaxing. Until the kids get back from Yoga class.'