Reproductive Riddle Solver Prints

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Oedipus

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Life Tetris

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'Okay, I give up. What is black,has two wings and fourteen legs?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Insufficient Postage

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"I didn't say WE were going on a double date. I said I was going on a double date."

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

Troll bridge ahead: please have exact answer to riddle ready.

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

"What has one horn and gives milk?"