Regal Riddle Solver Prints

'Which Louis am I again?'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Jack Gleeson

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Oedipus

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Anti-Vaxer

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'