Repression Buster Pillows

Sigmund Freud.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Turkish Democracy

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Burning the Other

Office of the PR of the United States

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

Sugar free farm

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Reading

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Goal!

Warning.

"Next question. . . can anybody tell me where Benghazi is located?"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'I heard it's harmful for a person to keep his hostility bottled up, so I fired everybody.'

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

For Timely Filing

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

"White...male...middle class...you'll do."

'Why are you looking so miserable Earl?'