Report Card Rewinder Pillows

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

"Those D's are misleading."

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"It's a report card, not a credit card -- you don't get cash back."

"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."

'It's the toxic learning environment.'

"Mrs Hill, I'm calling to tell you that you got an F on Stewie's history essay..."

"Good report. It almost blew me away."

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

"First you said 'Don't bring home a bad report card', Then you ask to see it. Make up your mind."

"This is going to be a bad one isn't it?"

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."