Report Card Comedies Pillows

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"Would anyone like to say any final words about Carl from accounting?"

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"You told me not to bring home another bad report card so I brought home Billy's."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"